The Talkthrough with Johnny Talker

KULAY MALAZARTE FOR BARANGAY COUNCILOR
To the tune of Beautiful Girls by Sean Kingston
New lyrics by JP Cabrales
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Chorus:
Iboto na si Kulay
Ang pag-asa sa barangay
Si Kulay Malazarte, Malazarte
Para sa konseho
Iboto na si Kulay
Aron dili ka magmahay
Si Kulay Malazarte, Malazarte
Para sa konseho

Verse:
Atoang masaligan
Ug atoang madangpan
Alang sa katawhan
Iyang buhaton ang tanan
Atong botaran
Si Kulay Malazarte (Malazarte)
Batan-on pa ug kusgan
Ug dili ta pasagdan
Mao iyang pangalan
Dili nato kalimtan
Sa pagka-konsehal
Pilia si Malazarte (Malazarte)

Refrain:
O sa pagkakugihan
Siya ang number one
Iya tang atimanon
Busa karong eleksiyon
Kulay Malazarte
Ang atong iboto

Repeat Chorus
Repeat Verse
Repeat first 4 lines of Chorus

BEGGARS DON’T BUY
Parody to Big Girls Don’t Cry by Fergie
New chorus lyrics by JP Cabrales
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I hope you give, so I could live
I gotta ask everything from you
I want a phone, a car and home
And please supply me with great food too

And I’m gonna need you to provide me with a TV
And the things I really crave for in my life
It’s time to be a beggar now
And beggars don’t buy

THE BEE TOP 30 JINGLE
New lyrics by JP Cabrales for Killer Bee 92.3 Cebu
To the tune of Irreplaceable by Beyoncé
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Turn it up, turn it up
Turn it up, turn it up
Turn it up, turn it up

Make the volume louder, everyone turn it up
On the radio, my fave program
Playing all the hits I love so much
And keep listening all the time
It’s the countdown with Mister Einstein
And from thirty to one we go
Up on the greatest weekend chart show

All the songs you hear will tell you that
Frank is very cool, without a doubt
All the music being played is just for you
You gotta listen

Tune in to Killer Bee
And know the Top Thirty
I betcha that you’ll enjoy every minute
Matter fact, you won’t get enough of it, baby

Listen to Killer Bee
And know the Top Thirty
And there will be no replay by tomorrow
Don’t you ever for a second dare to miss it
It’s irreplaceable

Catch the Bee Top 30 with Frank Einstein every Sunday, 9am-12nn on Killer Bee 92.3 Cebu. It features the top 30 hit songs of the week based on requests and airplay.

ROLAN V. HINAYON
Senatorial Campaign Jingle
To the tune of "Proud Mary"
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Stanza I:
Siya ang pag-asa sa nasud
Bright na, buotan ug kugihan pa gyud
Karong eleksiyon, siya ang pilion
Rolan V. Hinayon pagka-Senador

Chorus:
Sayon kaayo duolon
Pero lisod pangitaon
Rolan, Rolan
Rolan V. Hinayon
Rolan V. Hinayon

Stanza II:
Siya ang tingog sa katawhan
Moasenso ta ug di ta pasagdan
Karong piniliay, di gyud ka magmahay
Kung si Rolan ang imong iboto

Coda:
Rolan, Rolan, Rolan V. Hinayon (Rolan V. Hinayon)
Rolan, Rolan, Rolan V. Hinayon (Rolan V. Hinayon)
Rolan, Rolan, Rolan V. Hinayon (Rolan V. Hinayon)

New lyrics by JP Cabrales
April 4, 2007, 1:43 PM

Parody to Keep Your Mind Wide Open by Annasophia Robb
New lyrics by JP Cabrales

Have you ever been so bored
While sitting in your office chair
Nothing much to do
Have you ever been so sleepy
And suddenly, hear the boss
Yell at you angrily

Have you e’er been fired before (fired before)

Chorus:
You got to keep your eyes wide open
While at work, don’t fall asleep
But when you yawn, your mouth’s wide open
Make sure that no one sees

Think of all the days you’ve wasted
Surfing the internet, endlessly playing
Think of all the pending work
And you forgot it’s due today
You are always late

Have you e’er been fired before (fired before)
Don’t you ever sleep and snore

Repeat Chorus

And you know the reason
Don’t be surprised if
You get canned when you dream away

Repeat Chorus twice

You got to keep your eyes wide open
Don’t ever fall asleep
But when you yawn, your mouth’s wide open
Make sure that no one sees

If you’re looking for something fun, check this out: Matchstick Puzzles.

It’s a little game where you’ll be asked to rearrange or remove matchsticks to be able to meet a certain requirement. For Puzzles 1 to 5, it may take you some time before solving the puzzle you would choose to work on first, but when you already do so, the next puzzles could become so easy!

Then you meet Puzzle 6. I admit I was never able to solve this one until I Googled it. So it would really be amazing if you get this one quickly without any help, provided that it would also be the first time you’ve encountered this one.

So if you’re bored, sleepy or have nothing to do, just give it a try and have your mind thinking. And don’t worry, you won’t waste all your efforts since every puzzle really has a solution. Let’s see how many puzzles you could be great at!

And just in case you would need this, I have also provided an answer key, which shows one of the many possible solutions for each puzzle. Just click on the links below:

Puzzle 1, Puzzle 2, Puzzle 3, Puzzle 4, Puzzle 5, Puzzle 6.

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Alright SMART subscribers, read up. This one’s for you!

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I’ve registered and the service that I tried so far was the online balance check. It’s great to check your load credits instantly online! Especially when text inquiries via 214 or the Smart Menu get delayed or not received at all. And also useful so you’d find out your exact Remaining Peso Balance and Free Text when the response you get from the text inquiry only shows the number of minutes worth of calls and equivalent SMS instead of stating your actual load.

So try it now and do yourselves a favor if you still haven’t done so! Thank you, SMART! Finally some online service I could make use of!

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THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS
From the album PCD (2005)
Tempo: 100 BPM
For Nokia monotone composers

2#a2 2#d1 8a2 8f2 8f1 8e2 8a1 4f1 8e1
8g1 4g1 8d1 16f1 8g1 16g1 8c1 8d1
8g1 4g1 8d1 16f1 8g1 16g1 4d1
8g1 4#a1 8g1 16a1 8g1 16g1 8f1 8g1
8g1 4#a1 8g1 16a1 8g1 16g1 8f1 8#a1 8.g1

For those people unable (or those just too lazy) to compose this ringtone but want to have it on their phones, just let me know. You can send an email with your number to talkerguard-webbies@yahoo.com, or a message at Friendster, or you can leave a comment on this blog (if it’s okay that your number gets published).

I will send the ringtone for FREE, as a thank you for dropping by my blog. And I know this would be late, but still, I would like to greet you… Belated Happy New Year everyone!

This offer might expire soon so hurry! And I also might not be able to send the ringtone immediately. For that, patience is a virtue, so thank you all in advance for kindly waiting.