Potchi Cat
Parody to "Picha Pie" by Parokya ni Edgar
At first I was afraid to eat a potchi cat
Kept thinking this is not a good, this is a potchi cat
And I spent oh so many nights just eating banana toron
And I grew strong, coz of the stick in the toron
Biglang may box from outer space
Nakita ko sabay kinuha ko yung box from outer space
Binuksan ko at nasindak, mayroong siopao sobrang laki
Tinikman ko I realize, laman nito ay cat potchi
Refrain:
Ngayon ako ay ganito
Kung di ka Eveready battery
You’re not welcome anymore
Dahil sa aking potchi cat
Di na ako magkakalat ng dumi ko
Handa akong magpakagat
Chorus:
Coz now I love my potchi cat
As long as I eat potchi cat
I know I’ll be sikat
I want all my Hello Kitty
Garfield, Felix, Artemis
Ang potchi cat, o potchi cat
Ngiyaw!
It took all the cash I had, naubos nang lahat
Gusto ko pa ng potchi cat ngunit ang pera’y di sapat
And I spent oh so many nights just feeling sorry for myself
It made me hot, and so I have to take a bath
Ngayon ako ay nagipit
Hindi ako isang first honor plaging sumisipsip
Medyo mahal ang potchi cat, you can’t expect it to be free
That’s why I’m saving all my money para mayroong pambili
Repeat Refrain
Repeat Chorus
New lyrics by JP Cabrales and Chuckie Boyboy (1999)
