The Talkthrough with Johnny Talker

Parody to Keep Your Mind Wide Open by Annasophia Robb
New lyrics by JP Cabrales

Have you ever been so bored
While sitting in your office chair
Nothing much to do
Have you ever been so sleepy
And suddenly, hear the boss
Yell at you angrily

Have you e’er been fired before (fired before)

Chorus:
You got to keep your eyes wide open
While at work, don’t fall asleep
But when you yawn, your mouth’s wide open
Make sure that no one sees

Think of all the days you’ve wasted
Surfing the internet, endlessly playing
Think of all the pending work
And you forgot it’s due today
You are always late

Have you e’er been fired before (fired before)
Don’t you ever sleep and snore

Repeat Chorus

And you know the reason
Don’t be surprised if
You get canned when you dream away

Repeat Chorus twice

You got to keep your eyes wide open
Don’t ever fall asleep
But when you yawn, your mouth’s wide open
Make sure that no one sees

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Then you meet Puzzle 6. I admit I was never able to solve this one until I Googled it. So it would really be amazing if you get this one quickly without any help, provided that it would also be the first time you’ve encountered this one.

So if you’re bored, sleepy or have nothing to do, just give it a try and have your mind thinking. And don’t worry, you won’t waste all your efforts since every puzzle really has a solution. Let’s see how many puzzles you could be great at!

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Puzzle 1, Puzzle 2, Puzzle 3, Puzzle 4, Puzzle 5, Puzzle 6.

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